During the last weekend in May, Lily and I felt the call of the wild. We dusted off our camping gear, packed the car, loaded the canoe, and set our sights on Algonquin Park. It had been nearly three years since our last camping trip, and the anticipation was palpable. Our destination? A secluded backcountry campsite on the northwest corner of Tom Thomson Lake, a place we’d stumbled upon by sheer accident in August 2020. It was a retreat filled with breathtaking sunsets and a welcome escape from the chaos of city life during a global pandemic. But that’s a story for another time. This trip, our dream of a peaceful getaway, took an unexpected turn due to poor preparation, idealized memories, and a relentless horde of insects.
Our first mistake was overconfidence in our physical ability. We’d bought our canoe in 2018 and used it regularly every summer since. We’d have a couple of months of canoeing under our belts leading up to past backcountry trips. During months of canoeing, we trained our paddling muscles for longer adventures. So, it was a bit naive to make our maiden voyage of the season a 13-kilometre trek into the wilderness. By the time we pulled past the beaver dam separating Canoe Lake and Tom Thomson Lake, fatigue was setting in, and I could feel my strokes losing power.
Our second mistake was one of memory and expectation. After 13 kilometres and four hours of paddling, we finally arrived at our long-dreamt-of campsite, only to find that reality clashed with our idealized recollections. The campsite we’d held in our minds for nearly three years—one I’d built into the Platonic Ideal of campgrounds—was a letdown.
First, about halfway through Tom Thomson Lake, a swarm of black flies decided to follow us, buzzing around our ears and attempting to bite us at every opportunity. This harassment continued unabated, explaining why almost every paddler we passed wore a mesh head net over their hat. Second, the entire waterfront portion of the campsite—the best part in terms of location and views—was covered in goose droppings of varying freshness. We had to watch our steps and Porthos because he’s known to eat the stuff. This unsavoury combination made the site untenable for us.
Faced with these challenges, we decided to abandon our original destination for a spot one kilometre back near the start of the lake. Halfway along the lake, the black flies abated, and we felt the sweet relief of their absence. Unfortunately, this respite was temporary; they would return with reinforcements once we made camp.
Our third mistake was going in May. Anyone heading to Algonquin Park or other parts of northern Ontario from May to July should be prepared for hordes of black flies and mosquitoes. Their prime season is the warm, humid weather of late spring and early summer. It’s something to remember if you’re planning an outdoor adventure during these months. We were blissfully unaware and thus horribly unprepared for the welcome committee of bugs.
We weren’t complete novices, though. We packed pants, sweaters, light jackets, and two types of insect repellent. But the daytime weather was too warm for full-coverage clothing, and I find insect repellents incredibly unpleasant on my skin. I could tolerate them briefly, but not all day.
After arriving at the backup campsite, we had to find a reasonable location to unload our gear. The most evident area facing the lake’s interior was rocky and steep and wouldn’t offer secure footholds under the weight of our equipment. We got out to evaluate the location and found a well-covered campsite featuring a good view, placed on relatively flat ground and sheltered from the southeast by rock shelves leading up a small hill. (All of Algonquin reviewed this campsite here.)
We found a more suitable spot to park the canoe and unload our things at the back of the campsite. There, the approach to the water was more gradual and composed of sand and mud. To my disgust, I discovered several leeches lurking in the shallows by our boat. No swimming here!
After setting up camp, I embarked on a search for water. The task proved challenging because the water around us had translucent white dots suspended throughout, and I feared they would clog the filter’s membrane. It took some effort and several backflushes of the filter, but we eventually collected 8 litres of clean water.
With our water supply established, we prepared our meal: grilled Beyond Burgers and rehydrated freeze-dried pasta. As we cooked, the relentless insects made their presence known, forcing us to don our pants and long-sleeved shirts and apply bug spray.
After our culinary efforts, Lily found some peace on a rock by the water. I have several photos of her listening to music and contemplating the landscape. She enjoys camping and being in nature; it soothes her soul and puts her in touch with reality, where actions have tangible consequences, not the vapid insignificance of dancing numbers and metrics.
As the evening wore on, we had a majestic experience. I was tending to the fire when we heard the distant honking of a flock of geese approaching from the southeast. We followed their sound until they appeared flying low over the water in a loose chevron formation. They passed so close to our campsite that we could hear the beat of their wings. I’m accustomed to seeing Canadian geese in and around Toronto, but there was something magnificent about such a close flyby on a lake in the middle of nowhere. We heard them land in the water a few hundred metres away. They were probably heading to our original destination for a bathroom break.
The weather was stunning, with calm water, a clear sky, and the fiery light of the setting sun casting a gorgeous glow. I took a beautiful photo of an island we explored in August 2020, lit by warm sunlight, reflecting in the water like shimmering textured glass.
But the insect situation worsened. Once the sun had settled beyond the horizon, we contemplated our situation. Porthos was a good sport, but Lily and I could tell he was uncomfortable. I eventually ushered him into the tent, preparing for his protest at being isolated from us but realizing that he welcomed the change.
Twilight fell, and with the incessant buzzing, stargazing was out of the question. It was time to wash up and call it a night. After seeing leeches near our boat, I dreaded getting in the water, but the southwest side seemed leech-free. The tricky part was entering from a shallow ledge that suddenly dropped into the brown murky depths. After stripping to nothing, I stepped out onto the shallow ledge and plunged into the cold lake. I didn’t stay longer than necessary because swimming in water where I can’t see my legs triggers a primal fear. Anyone with a good pair of binoculars would’ve had a great laugh watching my internal struggle and, later, a giggle at the state of my emergence from the water. “Like a frightened turtle!”
During the night, a distant loon’s wail awakened me. And later, I heard the sound of heavy footfalls nearby, possibly a passing moose, but likely a manbearpig. My childhood fear of the dark has followed me into adulthood, and these fears and my active imagination always run wild when sleeping outdoors in the wilderness.
In the morning, the bug situation was dire. Porthos was reluctant to leave the tent, and Lily and I exchanged a knowing glance. “Let’s just leave. This isn’t worth it,” she said.
And that’s how we cut our trip short. There was no way to enjoy the experience, and we felt awful for the dog. On the positive side, Lily turned the situation into a learning experience, purchasing mesh head nets for future trips. I was disappointed but knew it was sensible. It felt like giving up, especially with the magnificent weather. But we live and learn, and the lessons from this trip will guide our future adventures.
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