The “plan”
Early in March, Lily and I decided to get a head start on the camping season by booking a few campsites earlier than usual. We reserved a backcountry site on Tom Thomson Lake in Algonquin Park for late May and a spot at the Honeymoon Bay campground in Georgian Bay Islands National Park for mid-June.
The end of May rolled around quickly, and we were itching with excitement to get back to Algonquin. We haven’t been there (or camped anywhere) since August 2020. Unbeknownst to us, the mosquitoes and black flies were equally excited to get us itching. The insects chased us out in short order, a full day earlier than our planned two-night stay. Lily and I don’t react well to insect bites, and it took a couple of weeks for some of the larger welts to subside.
Subsequently, our visit to Honeymoon Bay on Beausoleil Island was so successful and enjoyable that we decided to give Algonquin another attempt with a two-night booking over the Canada Day long weekend. See, Lily and I aren’t what you would call ultra-light campers. It wouldn’t be too bold of me to describe us as ultra-heavy. We typically pack our 17-foot canoe with as much stuff as your average car camper. (Car camping is how we started camping and the activity around which we assembled our gear.) This resistance to letting go of our creature comforts is why we strongly prefer fewer and shorter portages. And so I was fortunate to find availability around Pen Lake, accessed by a relatively short 375m portage from the north.
Being the planner she is and driven by the desire to avoid our earlier retreat from Algonquin in May, Lily started reading about the bug situation in late June. Unfortunately, she discovered the bugs were as numerous and ravenous as ever. Left at a crossroads, we had to decide whether to feed the insects or alter our plans. We settled on braving a new type of experience: Crown land camping.
In Ontario, “Crown land” is any land owned by the government of Ontario. The Ministry of Natural Resources and Forestry manages it, and it makes up about 87% of the province’s area. Camping on Crown land has specific appeals:
- It’s free.
- You don’t have to reserve a spot through a convoluted and buggy online booking system.
- There are fewer regulations than organized campsites managed by provincial or national parks.
Crown land camping also has notable drawbacks: there are no amenities or “facilities,” the few regulations that exist are harder to find, there’s the whole issue of accessibility and finding a suitable spot, and the lack of reservations means no official body will come searching for you in the event you fail to return on time. (So tell your friends and family where you’re going and how long you expect to stay there!) Sure, you can technically pitch a tent almost anywhere, but most spots aren’t worth the trouble, and people tightly hold the good places secret.
The secrecy surrounding good spots is a necessary frustration. Part of this is due to the unmanaged nature of Crown land, where anyone can camp at any time. If your favourite spot grows too popular, it can lead to increased congestion, loss of privacy and tranquillity, degradation of the natural surroundings due to increased use, and arriving to discover that some commoners occupy the spot. Gross.
All of this is to say that as wild camping newbies, we had no clue what we were doing and only the vaguest idea of where we were heading. Fortunately, the gamble paid off, and we landed on our favourite campsite to date!
The problem with Crown Land camping is that it’s not easy to find spots. There are no apps to guide you to the best locations. I created the plan using Ontario’s Crown Land Use Policy Atlas (CLUPA). This helpful (but buggy) site is an interactive map providing information about Crown land, its boundaries, permitted activities, and restrictions. I spent considerable time on my desktop making detailed screenshots of the land-use boundaries near the location I wanted to visit. Google Maps helped me find a suitable parking spot and canoe put-in. It’s all very doable and straightforward with enough effort. Still, the higher entry barrier compared to managed campsites creates enough friction to discourage many people who would otherwise enjoy themselves.
The paddle
Once on the water, we meandered through the archipelago surrounding Franklin Island on Georgian Bay. About an hour into the paddle — halfway through, although I didn’t know it then — I started to get a sinking feeling in my chest. None of the islands we passed nor the shoreline of Franklin Island presented suitable spots for setting up camp. The terrain was either too forested, the rocks too uneven, or the shoreline too steep to approach by canoe.
At one point near the outer islands, I saw something significant on the horizon. The object was either rectangular or triangular and had a light colour. Still, it was difficult to determine its shape amid the haze. Near the start of our paddle, we encountered two sailing yachts motoring towards land. So, a sailing yacht in the distance? We paddled along.
At one point, we pulled up to land, and I explored a potential site, but the water nearby was stagnant and covered with a filthy layer of yellow pollen. Lily didn’t feel like it was the place for us. She pointed towards an island further along the shore that she thought had some potential (“Maybe that’s a beach?”). Upon closer inspection, the “beach” turned out to be bright yellow lichen on the exposed bedrock, which was steep enough to prevent a successful landing with all our gear. And so, we paddled a few hundred metres further into a passage between two islands, where we saw a small motorboat zip by. Surely the presence of people signals it’s a better location.
The arrival
At this point, we were both growing frustrated by the lack of adequate land, and the increasingly overcast sky further dampened our mood. Then, as Lily has since told her friends, there was a brief break in the cloud cover, and a ray of sunlight shone on the island to our right. Seeing it in a new light allowed us to recognize its potential, so we paddled closer to investigate. That’s when I noticed a pale wooden structure on the rocks. Porthos and I left Lily to watch the canoe. I followed his lead as he scampered up the gently sloping rocks and beheld several excellent spots on relatively flat rocky surfaces. The structure I saw earlier was a small, crudely built wooden bridge that spanned a deep groove between two large boulders. Its builders engraved one of the wooden planks with “July 2020 C+D Co.” There were at least three outcrops adequate for setting up camp and evidence of previously pitched tents in the form of roughly circular arrangements of rocks. I returned to Lily and told her we had found our spot.
Porthos and I explored the island about thirty minutes after setting up our campsite. I wanted to know whether we had neighbours and which part of the island’s central forested area offered the best “facilities” — for pooping. I even brought a small shovel! To my pleasant surprise, I discovered we had the entire island to ourselves and that it had at least four more potential campsites on its other side. Upon returning to camp, I saw two tandem kayaks approaching the little bay where we had parked our canoe.
The kayakers seemed like locals, regulars, or both. They proudly admitted to erecting the little bridge during a camping trip with a large group in 2020 because some of their friends had difficulty traversing the gap. They also tipped me off to a secluded thunderbox deep in the small forest. After their departure, I explored the less apparent paths throughout the woods until I found the latrine. It was in good shape, and a laminated sign indicated The Outer Islands Project built it. We wouldn’t need that shovel after all.
Our first evening
Despite these positive developments, I’m slightly ashamed to admit I wasn’t fully committed to the experience by the time evening rolled around. The weather was largely overcast, with bits of pale sky and weak bursts of sunlight now and again, there were lots of bugs (mosquitos and biting flies), and we got a couple of piercing tornado warnings delivered to our phones via the emergency alert system. On a positive note, the bright orange lichen we mistook for mottled yellow sunlight shining upon distant rocks continued to deceive us with its illusion. After panfrying a few veggie burgers on our new MSR PocketRocket 2 camping stove — purchased to substitute for our BioLite Campstove 2 while the fire bans were in effect — we went to the north side of the island to catch several indirect glimpses of the sunset through sporadic breaks in the clouds.
Following that, and I’m referring to well beyond 21:00, we flossed and brushed (which is the correct order), and each braved the slippery rocks and cold water for a skinny dip to wash away the day’s sweat and sunscreen. And then we went to sleep.
I was awakened by Porthos trembling beside us at some point during the night. He’s typically frightened by lightning and thunder, and there were faint signs of both. This development was slightly concerning because we didn’t put the rain fly on the tent before heading in. I checked the weather on my phone — this location had full LTE! — to discover a cluster of thunderstorms several kilometres south of our location and heading eastward. I didn’t take any photos of the distant light show, although I suspect it would’ve been glorious. However, the faint whine of mosquitoes swarming our tent’s bug mesh was enough to discourage all attempts at nocturnal photography. So, I lay there spooning our trembling dog as Lily snoozed away. Sleep came slowly.
First morning
Sunrise woke us around 06:00. It was still buggy outside the tent, so I powered up our portable bug repellant and stepped out. My mission was clear: make coffee. I made an instant espresso using hot water saved in a thermos from the day before. Over the past decade, I developed a taste for Nescafé’s Gold Espresso (or Original — whichever’s on sale) and brought it on all our camping trips (and some vacations). It’s not the best coffee and doesn’t compare to anything freshly brewed, but it’s better than the most common alternative brands sold in Canada, which are so sour they can curdle soymilk. Beyond acidity, I’m not so fussy about coffee that I’d invest in portable coffee presses or espresso gizmos. All I need is a vague coffee flavour infused with caffeine.
Cup in hand and Porthos by my side, we went on our patrol of the island and its surroundings. We discovered fog rolling in across the water from the west and obscuring all evidence of the horizon. Looking out over the tranquil expanse, I could convince myself that water and sky were one. As always, I took the opportunity to take pictures.
Upon return to the camp, I saw Lily munching on hardboiled eggs she had packed in our cooler. We ate pancakes with blueberries for breakfast. Then time became abstract and flowed with ambiguous speed, sometimes slow and at others fast. We’re not morning people. I typically wake up around 09:00 most mornings, so rising three hours earlier confused my perception of time’s flow.
At some point, we explored the bright, fiery rocks upon which we did a minor photoshoot. I had brought my new camera, a Fujifilm X‑H2s, capable of capturing photos at a mind-blowing 40 frames per second. I set it to a more modest 15 frames per second. Still, that fair burst rate left me with over 200 images to sort through and cull later.
Afternoon sunlight
Over the next several hours, we occupied ourselves relaxing, spraying ourselves with sunscreen, taking intermittent dips in the water, and sheltering from the sun. The weather was serendipitous. The forecast calling for overcast skies throughout the entire day was categorically incorrect. When I look back at my memories and pictures of the day, I can’t recall any significant breaks in the sunlight above us from morning to sunset, although we had a fair bit of haze up until mid-morning.
There was no natural shade at our campsite. We were near the top of a rocky outcrop, and the small trees and shrubs offered no help. The opaque walls of our tent blocked the sun while it was relatively low in the sky. However, as the sun crept higher in the sky, it started to peer over the walls and through the bug mesh. That’s when I played around with repositioning the towels and clothes we had been drying on the mesh since the previous night. It worked for a while, but the plan’s futility grew evident. We set aside our late-morning laziness and installed the tent’s rain fly. (We’ve since bought a large 3×3 m tarp and poles. Experience is the best teacher.)
In the early afternoon, I heard the distant barking of a dog, and it wasn’t Porthos. He heard it, too. I walked to the island’s north side to see if we had new neighbours. A couple was sunbathing with their black and white dog on our island’s most northern spit of rock. They eventually disappeared, only to later reappear on the rocky shore of Franklin Island, this time with another couple. A motor yacht had backed into a hidden bay out of sight, and I assumed everyone was part of the same group. However, to my surprise, both couples and the dog jumped into the water and swam 185 meters to their island. I was particularly impressed by the dog, who barked with every few paddles. Despite being a water dog, I’m not confident that Porthos would be willing or capable of swimming such a span.
They inspired me, so I ventured to a few rocky islands alone. And although it was fun, it wasn’t the best idea. First, getting in and out of the water is precarious because the relatively smooth rocks are slippery below the surface. Secondly, Porthos has a habit of anxiously barking at me from shore instead of joining me in the water. He eventually did but to much vocal protest.
Several paddlers, motorboats, and jet skis passed by our little island throughout the day. Despite the distant presence of other people and their vessels, there was a notable absence of sound pollution. It starkly contrasted with our trip to Beausoleil Island, surrounded by hundreds of waterfront cottages and near a busy waterway. Franklin Island offered tremendous peace and solitude.
One of my favourite memories from the evening occurred after watching the sunset over the water. As we descended the rocks to our camp, I looked back to find Porthos sitting idly at the island’s top, his body in silhouette against the vivid twilight sky. He looked so regal and composed, which was entirely out of character. He typically runs along or ahead of us. I’m thankful for whatever dog thoughts compelled him to pause and sit his rump down.
Departing the island
There were no thunderstorms that night. Lily and I tried to stream a Tom Cruise movie on Netflix as we lay in the tent. I started falling asleep halfway through, so we went to sleep.
We awoke at daybreak and repeated our morning ritual from the previous day: coffee, pancakes, and a farewell to the secret thunderbox in the woods. As I drank my coffee and looked out over the water, I finally saw that the mysterious form on the horizon that I previously assumed was a sailboat was, in fact, a stout red and white lighthouse. I pointed it out to Lily and snapped a photo of her sitting with Porthos on the rocks. A little later, I discovered its name was Red Rock Lighthouse, which stood about 5.6 km southwest of our location.
Soon after, we bathed in the water and packed up the camp. The day was getting hot, and we planned to return by a much longer route that took us around the south of Franklin Island before heading north to Dillon Cove. By my measurements, we paddled about 11 km in three hours, with two brief stops to let the dog cool off in the water.
Parting thoughts
Overall, Lily and I are delighted with this short trip. My previous reservations about camping on Crown land have been thoroughly squashed. The archipelago of islands was more beautiful than I could’ve imagined. Our spot was sincerely the best campsite my eyes have ever beheld – just not on the first day. I suppose it’s all a matter of mood, perspective, and an infusion of sunlight.
Our camping journey is constantly evolving. It’s been less than a month since this trip, and we’ve already upgraded to more portable chairs and bought a tarp with poles. Those heavy Colemans can eat dirt. Lastly, it’s time to stop bringing so much fresh food and produce, especially chopped vegetables. Packing non-perishable and dried food will leave more space for beer and other indulgences in the cooler.
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